I got dressed up for a masquerade party to celebrate!
They’ll never know I’m a black cat!
I often spend my days dreaming of kibble.
Sometimes I do so while watching the birds,
The very thought of it makes me wiggle.
I’ll try to tell you about it with words.
I love it more than a trip through the tunnel,
But not as much as a warm winter snuggle.
I wish I could eat it all with a funnel,
But only if the feast ended with a cuddle.
I sometimes worry the kibble will not flow,
Or perhaps a squirrel will steal it from me.
Perhaps I will miss it being too slow,
Or they will forget it, drinking their tea
I hear something now; could it be time?
I want some kibble now, maybe with lime!
The time has come for someone to step up and be the leader this country needs! I would like to announce my candidacy and a simple five point plan to bring prosperity to all:
With these five steps I have a plan to revitalize our nation! Vote for me!
I cannot remember my last meal… my humans tell me it was “hours” ago, I can only assume this is practically an eternity. All they left me with was the wet food (an obvious trap) and this plant which I pull out in protest.
I can only hope someone hears this plea for kibble before starvation takes me…
As the smell of a fall soup spread through the house, memories of my chili cooking competition came floating back into my memory. Reclining on my cat tree I reminisced about that glorious day.
10 Easy Steps for Chili Con Kona
Step 1: Check the cookbook for your ingredients
Step 2: Go shopping for your ingredients
Step 3: Chop your veggies
Step four: Cook your veggies
Step five: Rinse your beans
Step six: Add your beans, tomatoes, and begin protein to your veggies, then simmer.
Step seven: While your chili is simmering, make corn bread.
Step eight: Once your chili is done, choose your toppings
Step nine: Enjoy a delicious bowl of warm chili with corn bread- yum!
Step ten: Vote for Chili Con Kona!