Some New Rules

Hello there…


Seeing as how we’re going into spring time I think it’s time to establish some new rules for my household. For my adoring readers with cats, I’m pretty sure they would appreciate it if you followed these rules as well.

  1. The vacuum cleaner needs to be banned. It’s moved aggressively at me numerous times and I’ve escaped certain death with my cat reflexes a couple of times. I know you think you have a handle on that beast but it’s out of control!
  2. ┬áPlease stop re-arranging my boxes and toys. I leave them setup how I like them and every time they are moved I need to reassess the layout of the room. It’s a lot of work!
  3. Don’t spill water on the ground. Do you know what it’s like to be walking around and then “SPLAT!” – a puddle! It’s one of the worst experiences ever. So please, no water on the ground.

I think that’s a good start, but more house policy changes are on their way! Now I just want to take a little snooze…


One thought on “Some New Rules”

  1. Kona, my dear. I have shared your house rules with the 2 felines I live with and they are in total agreement. There is one rule they would like to add however to your list.
    4. Please don’t discard any of my things without checking with me first. Just because YOU think the toy, the blanket, the bed, are old and ratty doesn’t mean I share your opinion. Quite the contrary, I just so happen to like the worn in look and feel and have worked hard to get them that way.

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