On Being a Cat

Sometimes I tire of being a cat. There is so much work to do, dots to catch, boxes to nap in, it’s exhausting. So sometimes I like to change it up a bit.


I enjoyed trying out life as a panda, I did a lot of lounging. Like a lot of lounging. Unfortunately I quickly found out pandas eat a lot of:


And not a lot of:


So I decided I’d improve my food prospects and try out life as a cow, they eat lots of things!


Mooo-eow! See what a good cow I was? There was just one little problem… people try to milk cows! What the hell? So I think I’ll just stick with my happy cat life, maybe just with a nice new hairdo!



2 thoughts on “On Being a Cat”

  1. life is not always greener on the other side. It just looks like it is from a distance. I’d say you have a mighty cushy life just being a cat!

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