Sometimes I tire of being a cat. There is so much work to do, dots to catch, boxes to nap in, it’s exhausting. So sometimes I like to change it up a bit.
I enjoyed trying out life as a panda, I did a lot of lounging. Like a lot of lounging. Unfortunately I quickly found out pandas eat a lot of:
And not a lot of:
So I decided I’d improve my food prospects and try out life as a cow, they eat lots of things!
Mooo-eow! See what a good cow I was? There was just one little problem… people try to milk cows! What the hell? So I think I’ll just stick with my happy cat life, maybe just with a nice new hairdo!
And you’re just too tired to hang out. Let me get my cat nap in!
Aren’t I looking good? Time to get back to my nap now…
My people have gotten a stuffed tribute to me! Can you see the similarities?
You may not know it by looking at me, but I’m actually a pretty accomplished tight rope walker.
I’ll admit many of my previous Valentine’s Days have been a little bit lonely. There has been a little too much wine:
A little too much kibble:
a few too many sweets:
and a little too much of the nip:
But now I finally have a Valentine! So we got all dressed up and had the dinner I’ve been waiting for!
Okay… maybe it’s not ideal. I mean I’m dining with this:
But here’s to a great Valentine’s Day!
So I got this new cat tree, and it’s a little hard to figure out. Just how do I fit into these holes??
Ohh… I see. That’s how… of course! Don’t look at me like you got it the first time either…
Anyway, I love it!
It’s been so rainy recently there haven’t been any birds. It’s been dreadful! Thankfully they are all back to say “Hi” to me today!
Sometimes it’s nice to sit back, enjoy some nip, and watch a good movie with my people…. But maybe I’ll just get a quick nap in first.
So, my people often complain about the WiFi around here. Sometimes it’s hard to connect to, sometimes it doesn’t work, and it’s usually a little slow. I figured I’d help out by being an antenna!